sassminsterabbey:

gigatrix:

sassminsterabbey:

weaponsandtranquility:

sassminsterabbey:

party hosting 101: replace your drinking alcohol with methyl alcohol and then watch all your guests go blind, have seizures, puke and eventually die. 

this here is why bloggers can’t host parties.

what made you think i wanted my guests to have a good time

OH MY GOD xD

you are going to write me a ten page essay as to why that comment was necessary

(via ambers-obsession)

eleanorbearder:

jambandit:

walkers-and-mutts:

OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!

#this is why i don’t trust people who wear makeup

OHMYGOD WHAT THE HELL

(via heaintevenagoodlyrottenappeltho)

s33r-of-void:

zeezee-vonteese:

silentbutgolden:

arandomwhitedude:

What if you jizzed blood?

But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.

Oh..

(via monkeyhats-deathfrisbees-andafez)

overlymiserable:

overlymiserable:

idk do you ever just randomly get hit with a tidal wave of sadness and you sort of just sit there wondering why the fuck you’re sad all of a sudden and then you overthink it all and make yourself more upset

(Source: kfcgoddess, via avatardsherlockian)

flowerpixies:

urbancatfitters:

heeheehaahaahoohoo:

in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.

we´ve been found out

(via avatardsherlockian)

journeyintohiddlestiel:

FREE “BBC SHERLOCK” T-SHIRT

Size: S/M (tight fit). Made for females. But males can wear it too.

I will ship anywhere in the world. I’m giving this away because it no longer fits me (I’m a medium, but it’s a tight fit and I prefer baggier tops. Literally only worn twice. In very, very good condition.) Reblogs only, and you don’t have to be following me. I’ll pick a random person. Reblog as many times as you like. This finishes at the end of the month (31st May 2012).

If you win, I’ll message you, and then you’ll have to give me your address of course. If you don’t reply within five days, I’ll send it to someone else :)

(via this-gay-gypsy-bar-mitzvah)

leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

(via people-should-all-be-onions)

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

(via godonaflatbread)

bekn:

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 

(via secretlyaperson)

ibnuprofen:

what even is the point of tumblr after you hit 420 followers

(via borinq)

suicidle:

i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath

(via secretlyaperson)

If course! Give me a second!

(via the-angel-and-the-hunter)

magicconchshell:

is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep 

(via love-all-of-the-fandoms)