party hosting 101: replace your drinking alcohol with methyl alcohol and then watch all your guests go blind, have seizures, puke and eventually die.
this here is why bloggers can’t host parties.
what made you think i wanted my guests to have a good time
OH MY GOD xD
you are going to write me a ten page essay as to why that comment was necessary
OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!
OHMYGOD WHAT THE HELL
What if you jizzed blood?
But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.
idk do you ever just randomly get hit with a tidal wave of sadness and you sort of just sit there wondering why the fuck you’re sad all of a sudden and then you overthink it all and make yourself more upset
in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
we´ve been found out
FREE “BBC SHERLOCK” T-SHIRT
Size: S/M (tight fit). Made for females. But males can wear it too.
I will ship anywhere in the world. I’m giving this away because it no longer fits me (I’m a medium, but it’s a tight fit and I prefer baggier tops. Literally only worn twice. In very, very good condition.) Reblogs only, and you don’t have to be following me. I’ll pick a random person. Reblog as many times as you like. This finishes at the end of the month (31st May 2012).
If you win, I’ll message you, and then you’ll have to give me your address of course. If you don’t reply within five days, I’ll send it to someone else :)
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath
If course! Give me a second!